What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:32

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Have you been arrested or investigated?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
Dr No
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the best way to get over your ex?
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What is truer than that which is true?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What's wrong with white women?
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.